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A woman's place is in the _________________________ D.The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is________________________________________ E. Are you willing to wear an electronic tracking device?One more forwarded to me from Fred: Application To Date My Daughter 1. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER! __________________________________________________________. Father ____________ Mother___________ Bishop__________ 13. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer all questions freely, all answers are confidential (that means I won't tell anyone ever -- promise) A.Name_________________________ Date of Birth____________ 2. Height _________ Weight________ IQ________ GPA________ 3. Social Security # ______________ Driver's licence #__________ 4. ____________ If no, explain answer _________________________________ 7. ______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? _________ (if yes to any of #8, discontinue application and leave the premises) 9. ____________ ____________________________________________________. If I were shot, the last place I would want to be wounded is in the __________________ B. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, history, lineage, recent FBI background check, psychiatric evaluation, and updated medical report from your doctor.
However, to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during your date with my daughter, I will use my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely to your waist. I HIGHLY SUGGEST RUNNING AS I AM A DAMNED GOOD SHOT.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does ' LATE' mean to you ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does ' DON' T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you? __Yes __No (IF YOU ANSWERED ' YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________D. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________C.
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Boy Scout Rank_____________________________________ 5. Home Address_____________ City/State ____________ Zip____ 6. Number of years parents married ________________________ 8. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ____________ C.